The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
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i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
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The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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