she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
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Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
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Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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