Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
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i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
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I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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