I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
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So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
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We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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