so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
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Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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