You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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