Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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