K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
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What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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