Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
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It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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