I think I am morally bankrupt
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...