I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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