Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
high people should be assigned attendants
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
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you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
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I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
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