Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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