they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
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Just look for the house with the beer knights.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
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He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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