party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
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I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
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It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
is it fun? or sober?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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