i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I can't put those talents on a resume
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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