My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
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Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
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I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I woke up under a house in Key West
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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