Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
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Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
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I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail