There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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