I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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