saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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