i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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