i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
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It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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