so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
of course. lets lasso hookers.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
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i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
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She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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