these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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