This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
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Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
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Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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