So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
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whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
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I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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