drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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