I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
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I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
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Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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