Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
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did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
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Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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