I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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