Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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