Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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