You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
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i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
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I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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