Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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