i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i just had sex bonerless
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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