She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
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Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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