"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
My vagina just clenched in fear
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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