Its about making memories worth repressing
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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