I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
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You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
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On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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