do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
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Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
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You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
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