now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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