How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
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He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
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Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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