Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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