we have officially lost it.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
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She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
sick fucks of a feather flock together
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He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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