you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
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I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
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It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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