she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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