He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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