Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
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we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
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you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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