i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
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super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
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My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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