That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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