I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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