I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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