I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
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Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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