This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
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She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
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I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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