So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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